aeiou. aeiou. john madden john madden john madden. football!

Jokes aside it's a game where you walk around excruciatingly slowly performing simple tasks, often represented by bog standard minigames. It's like if Among Us was a co-op game..... and everything was slowed down to a crawl. It's somehow simultaneously too long and too short, as the glacial pace makes the matches take ages, but the scope of the game leaves much to be desired. The main redeeming quality is that fucking text-to-speech voice that for some reason became a meme and that it's free.