i love that one of the worst games i have in my collection is actually the one with the most value

The game lets you fire all your weapons at once, and you can usually fully purchase and upgrade all of them before even getting halfway through the game, at which point the game just becomes "mash to destroy everything on the screen." Which essentially diminishes it from painfully mediocre shmup to complete snoozefest

This is a very slow and boring shmup game. Nothing is memorable besides how unmemorable it is. Typical wii shovelware and I love it for that reason.