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what the fuck were they thinking with this, genuinely unplayable AND they made so much dlc for it

id pay for this game to get erased

This game attempts to simulate playing an arcade rhythm game with large, colorful buttons by having the player control a puppet that hits virtual buttons. It just barely works; a lot of the time, the on-screen character just simply doesn't hit the button you want them to hit. The game does know this, because the hardest songs in the game are rather easy, especially compared to the actual pop'n games.

While I could get some fun out of this game and the rather wacky songlist the US version has (guaranteed, this will be the only Bemani game that has "The United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch in it), but eventually it just makes me wish I was actually hitting those large, colorful buttons instead.

This is the worst video game I have ever played and it's not even really close. Controls that straight up don't work at all, like it's impossible to hit straight down with the nunchuck, an laughable song list that cuts half the songs of midway through, and a cheap ass aesthetic. Never ever play this.

The song list is hilarious but not what anyone would want. The controls are not very responsive with the Nunchuk which makes the game frustrating at times. The highest difficulty is also very easy. This game is not worth it.