Played for RetroAchievements. Has more annoying qualities than redeeming ones but only barely. The roller skates are fun and the art style is great. It's just short enough to still be kind of fun by the end too. But the controls are generally not great and a couple of the powerups (snowboard hello) are a slog to use. Plenty of worse games sold millions more copies than this though so I'm not really sure why this failed so hard.

The definitive 5/10 game. Nowhere as bad as critics made it to be back in the day, but still not really a good game.

Stinky.

and not because he's a skunk shut up

I hate punky skunk so much, it makes my stomach twist

it is genuinely such a shame that a game with such beautiful pixel art can be so bland and uninspired and play so terribly.