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Interesting atmopshere, but the gameplay is repetitive and even a bit of a slog. Thankfully, it's quite short, and the ending is bittersweet and leaves a lasting impression.

my stupid fucking wife scared the living crap out of me as she decided to randomly teleport in front of me in the woods


It's a perfectly okay game at too high of an asking price for what it has to offer, which is odd considering it's like $7

I love that games like this can exist. Just the weirdest possible experience that is almost impossible to explain.

I have seen the face of god,
There is no love in those eyes

God is coming

This review contains spoilers

Incredibly novel concept, but is a bit on the repetitive side. Overall I had fun with it, but by the 3rd day I was waiting for a new mechanic outside of rogue squirrel bears roaming the forest.

I think the ending was fun if a bit silly. I was really expecting the squirrel god to make some grand entrance from the sky and hunt you down rather than just suddenly appear behind you.

If you paired up Szymanski's ability to design a mortifying buildup with someone who can deliver a payoff that's not just a scary face popping up on your screen I think you'd have a pretty solid horror experience, but overall this is better than Iron Lung

Unsettling in a manner that defies description. Dave Szymanski is a mad genius

When I covered Squirrel Stapler in its original form, I noted that the updated version at least seemed like it was taking steps in the right direction, working on deepening what was already there as opposed to expanding the (already rather long) length of the original. What I didn’t quite realize was that that was a joke: the “expanded mechanics” talked about are random stalls plonked around the forest that at best, only superficially add to the game, poking fun at how some game rereleases tend to add things that futz with the original game to justify their own existence — kind of like The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe in that regard. What the rerelease does do, however, is make the game feel much more friendly to play: the forest is a lot more populated so you don’t have to scour the landscape for several minutes just trying to find (and then go through the whole process of sneaking up on) a single squirrel, and there seem to be fewer enemies, keeping death as a setback but also making it much less frequent as it sometimes got in the original. It doesn't quite fix what I felt to be the biggest problem with the original version: days 3-5 still feel like the same loop three times without much added in between. At the very least, though, the quality of life changes make it much easier to deal with, and helps the game lean in on its strengths: the way the narrative builds up, the way the game simplifies/parodies the mechanics of a hunting simulator while still managing to emulate the general feel, and how the game (like others from its creator) builds up this absolutely bizarre premise around the player yet makes it feel like the most normal thing in the world. They’re perhaps not the iterations I maybe wanted to see going in (and I do wish day 4, in particular, didn't feel like the game was repeating itself), but they are improvements, and as a whole I’d recommend this as the definitive Squirrel Stapler. I got to see God this time :).

Pretty spooky. Loved the notes you can find and the sound design is phenomenal.

Wow those squirrels sure got stapled

6/10

Very short game and most of it is kind of repetitive but the atmosphere and graphical style is great and the payoff you get at the very end is very very strong.

Like Iron Lung, this game is really fun, with weird buildup. Also like Iron Lung, this game's ending made me audibly shout. Iron Long is definitely better, but this was still a fun short horror game.

Explaining this game to my parents has probably put me on the concern list.

I prayed and prayed for this day to come.
My wife told me to stop, but I persisted and did not cease.
I read the book of God and ignored every word he told me.
He will come for me.

What's the first thing we learn in the world of "Squirrel Stapler"? Thou Shalt Not Staple Squirrels. And yet......... through Hubris......................

This shit ROCKS. It's so goddamn ugly in such a purposeful way. This thing looks like malware, it looks like it's hurting your computer by being on it. I'd love it if David Szymanski made a longer and more fleshed out horror hunting game, there's a lot of potential there.

Extremely unsettling yet goofy the whole way through


I just hunt squirrels and the spirits of these too.

He's right behind me? Isn't he?

neat game. pretty short, i like the visual style as well. sound design is dope

I'm well known in my local community for being a devout Christian and that I love feeding squirrels in the park almost as much as my darling wife. So as one would imagine, I found this game delightful.