this game rips
update (and more elaborate opinion): this game gets ball bustingly hard after a couple levels (and especially in the later episodes), had to switch to super easy because even on easy mode a single normal enemy can take out 60% of your max hp in one hit if you're too close (and you're going to be, since many enemies are hidden past corners or in tighy mazes). other than that the animals are actually really cute and it makes me a bit sad to see so many people hating on it without even taking it seriously for a second; yes i guess it's derivative but it's based on wolfenstein which is already a good game and i think noah's arc just straight up improved on it with better levels and new mechanics like knapsacks, or even the bible quizzes which are kinda fun because quizzes are fun and even if you get them wrong you're still rewarded for attempting them
update (and more elaborate opinion): this game gets ball bustingly hard after a couple levels (and especially in the later episodes), had to switch to super easy because even on easy mode a single normal enemy can take out 60% of your max hp in one hit if you're too close (and you're going to be, since many enemies are hidden past corners or in tighy mazes). other than that the animals are actually really cute and it makes me a bit sad to see so many people hating on it without even taking it seriously for a second; yes i guess it's derivative but it's based on wolfenstein which is already a good game and i think noah's arc just straight up improved on it with better levels and new mechanics like knapsacks, or even the bible quizzes which are kinda fun because quizzes are fun and even if you get them wrong you're still rewarded for attempting them
An amusing bible-themed total conversion of Wolfenstein 3D, though its novelty wears thin pretty quick especially if you're already burnt-out from Wolf3D and its contemporaries since the level design's nothing special.
Is it good? eh not really. is it one of the funniest games ever? yes it’s genius.
I just think it's really funny that this game exists, and I can't let myself give it a bad review.
It's just a reskin of Wolfenstein 3D, but instead of killing Nazis, you're knocking out animals on Noah's Ark. If you're having too much fun, the game has got you covered, because it splices up the EPIC gameplay with Bible quizzes. You're really getting your money's worth with this title.
This is just one of those games that I appreciate a lot with how absurd the idea of itself even is.
It's just a reskin of Wolfenstein 3D, but instead of killing Nazis, you're knocking out animals on Noah's Ark. If you're having too much fun, the game has got you covered, because it splices up the EPIC gameplay with Bible quizzes. You're really getting your money's worth with this title.
This is just one of those games that I appreciate a lot with how absurd the idea of itself even is.
Ate a burger and fries to this game once. Good memories.
this is wolfenstein 3d except you play as noah and you feed animals instead of shooting nazis. it's fucking brilliant