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What a long, strange trip it's been.

Frankly, I wasn't sure what to expect when I started Umineko, and I barely know what to expect now, since I'm going to be inevitably roped into reading Higurashi, which some people say is better. I have a hard time imagining that. But just for argument's sake, let's lead with the bad.

I really don't like visual novels as a medium. That is to say, I like some of the more creative places they've gone (e.g., Pentiment or Christine Love's work), but in terms of the traditional genre staples such as being overlong, dependent on dialogue and lazy about prose, and some general anime-style silliness, I find them pretty grating. IMHO, most of the worst parts of Umineko exist derive from it being a visual novel.

This is a VN that desperately could have benefitted from being cut down to perhaps 3/4 or 2/3 of its size. There are some rare things (common to VNs) that could probably have been cut entirely, but the main issue is letting scenes drag on for way, way too long. I think most of the scenes in Umineko should be there in some way, but a lot of them drag on. Most episodes of Umineko resulted in me saying "wow, it's not over yet?" and not in the good way. And the prose, frankly, isn't good enough to justify the extra time spent - this, too, is common with visual novels.

I also want to say that the whodunit parts of Umineko are one of its weakest points. As an avid mystery novel lover, I think that the whodunit bits are solidly mediocre and, in ways I won't go into detail about here, unfair to the reader. I think if I were going into this with a big hope of solving the mystery it presents in the first episode, I would not have had as good of a time. BUT. I ended up not caring about them at all, and I think Umineko probably hits way better for that kind of reader.

Now for the good: Where Umineko shines is the tender, brutal way that it represents both family relationships and our individual relationships with our past - and the baggage we carry along with us. Not only that, it does something that I'm a sucker for, which is thinking about narrative, storytelling, and perception, linking all of those together sometimes in very explicit ways.

There's something incredibly complicated and beautiful about the way that all of those themes are interwoven, questioned, and picked apart in Umineko, and it presents me with such a frustrating conundrum because I don't like visual novels. But at the same time, it's doing that way, way more effectively than just about any book I can think of. It's maddening how many contradictions exist in my experience with this piece of fiction - times I was so bored I had to take a break, times I was on the edge of my seat. Multiple times I teared up and cried, others that had me shrieking with laughter over something I couldn't explain to anyone who hasn't read it without a flow chart and half an hour to burn. My opinions of characters shifted and changed over time, and yes, my theories about the story did too. Because of all that, I can safely say that I benefited greatly from reading Umineko with friends along to encourage me, by the way.

If I were judging just by.... I don't even know. The storytelling? The themes? The overall whatever-the-fuck-it-is that makes this special? I would give it a 10. But there are undeniably editing issues, and the whodunit is for sure a mediocre time, so if you're reading for that I can't imagine you having a good time. But still, what an incredible experience it's been. I am so grateful I went through it.

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In the embrace of the Golden Land, their weary souls find eternal rest. Farewell, Rokkenjima. While I may not have traversed every corner of literature, Umineko stands as the pinnacle of contemporary masterpieces that I've had the privilege to experience. To Ryukishi07, thank you for this literary gem.

The true answer was in Virgilia all along, illuminated by the understanding that no mystery is unsolvable, let alone fate is not inescapable. Her reference to "remember what you once were" alludes to a moment where the shattered vase was momentarily restored, allowing the narrative to diverge, yet the ultimate outcome remains unaltered.





We may not be gods, but as humans or witches, we are capable of loving one another throughout this life of ours. Without love it cannot be seen. Riposa, riposa in pace. Dolce amore in pace.


Estar vivo já faz com que qualquer milagre tenha 100% de chance de acontecer. Então viva, aproveite todo tipo de magia que a vida pode te oferecer.

Peak Fiction. Tears in my eyes.


The best mystery story I have played period.

Ryukishi is fighting the war on child abuse on the side of child abuse.

"people are only saved when someone understands them."

man...
umineko is a story that hits hard the first time, and hits eight times harder on subsequent rereads. what is there to even say.

also the detective has entered my home and wont leave now.

had me sobbing while fast forwarding through a solid few hours of the game because my last save file wasn't close to the final decision point (not because i was sad over fast forwarding, but because the ost was making me cry)

Uno... Uno... Tres... El promedio ponderado de esta basura es de uno sobre diez.

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Difícil classificar como um jogo quando são mais de 150 horas de texto, mas definitivamente é uma das melhores coisas que eu já consumi como pessoa.
Não é exatamente uma obra perfeita, acho que o storytelling de umineko não é a coisa mais forte da obra, porém, quase todos os personagens são bem escritos e desenvolvidos a ponto que você consegue entender o motivo de suas ações e do jeito de serem assim. A OST é sensacional, sério, sem ela o jogo não teria o mesmo impacto que tem, não é a toa que o próprio criador chama a obra de uma Sound Novel em vez de uma Visual Novel, é surreal.

Eu não acho que Umineko é uma história perfeita, até porque não existe nada perfeito, tudo tem seus defeitos independente se forem pequenos detalhes ou problemas sérios de coesão. É uma história quase perfeita, mas de todas que eu já consumi, provavelmente é a mais completa que tem

Recomendo pra todos que tem 200 horas livre pra clicar mouse1 e ficar quebrando a cabeça com mistério.

Nois dá o cu (pro Ryukishi) porra!!

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I envy every person who hasn't read Umineko yet because they get to experience it completely blindly. Read Umineko

My favorite moment in Umineko is when Rudolf said suck my balls

Peak Fiction

I get that Ryukishi wrote this to comment all about the meta of the mystery genre as a whole but this story gets far too lost in the meta that it loses track of the true heart and soul of the story. I love stories that make you analyze and question what it's actually trying to tell you but Umineko takes a bit too much analysis for my taste.

Menos guay que el primero cuando desaparece erika

Without love, it cannot be reviewed.

Where as the first 4 episodes focus on building up a mystery, the second half of Umineko focuses more on its themes. We're so focused on the truth, but is that really the most important thing? After all, without love, it cannot be seen. Even as some of the mysteries are answered, you can't neglect the heart.

You will be forced to sit your ass down and THINK however. If you can wrap your brain around it just right, it's really rewarding.

Just don't get too caught up, and lead a life where these things don't take you over.

La mejor historia que vas a poder leer


Umineko is the greatest piece of fiction ever created

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One of the greatest and most unique stories I've ever read, I've always been a fan of plots that reveal so much over time they become unrecognizable from how they began and Umineko does this masterfully. One of the greatest things about this visual novel is how it genuinely does feel like a game playing push and pull with the characters and information at your hands even though you're not truly participating but following the script. The mc truly shines as his own dramatically moving character and as the anchor that keeps players steady amidst the chaotic and even stressful events of the story. He finds roadblocks and difficulties in the same places that the average person would and as it goes on he provides thoughts and ideas that help players build theories or solutions to the many riddles throughout the story. There's so much that can be said about Umineko but more than anything I want to acknowledge how it can affect your worldview. The ways of thinking and ideologies that you learn to adapt from trying to solve the mystery don't just fade away afterwards but stick with you. You begin to consider all possibilities, be more accepting and open to things that initially seem ridiculous as you see time and time again throughout the game how really possible such insane ideas can be. You see your relationships in a new light as the game teachers the importance of 1 to 1 bonds describing them as a "universe" shared between two people. And lastly as corny or cheesy as it may sound, you learn what it really means to love. This game's characters have such different yet all truly visceral and passionate displays of love all throughout, different relationships exemplifying certain aspects of love and the importance of each, jealousy, devotion, and sacrifice to name just a few. This story truly is life-changing in the best way possible and I would reccommend it tenfold.