Reviews from

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It's a shitpost game but like, there's so much effort put into it and most importantly, it's really funny. It's so fucking hard to be funny, I don't even manage it. Do you know how easy it would have been for a meme game like this to suck?

This is one unforgettable luncheon. Seymour has steamed up some delightfully devilish mysteries for you to solve, that will leave you thinking about how the mystery is solved even outside of the game itself. There is tons of love here to both Umineko and The Simpsons that will guarantee a chuckle if you're familiar with both. The Tea Party moved me to tears, and the ??? Party, which is not in the video playthrough, was also excellent. (I'd play Umineko before playing this though. No Umineko spoilers here but obviously you should play what it's parodying first for maximum effect)

The Steamed Hams meme was one of the best things to happen to the internet and that fact remains true to this day.

Without Love, it cannot be Steamed.

You gotta appreciate the dedication in making a playable shitpost. Incredibly niche

for a game that exists primarily as a trend-riding joke, Musu is a pretty great punchline- maybe even the best Steamed Hams joke out there
it manages to be both parody and love letter to two deeply unconnected sources, while still being enjoyable if unfamiliar with the finer points of either half
hopefully some day it will be officially released somewhere better than a mediafire link on a youtube video


I read all of Higurashi and Umineko just to see this shitpost and it was 1000% worth it.
Without love, it can not be steamed.

Without love, it cannot be steamed

Skinner: "Red truth: Nobody passed anything to me through any window"

Seymour "Hmmmm could it be then, an unknown Ham X?"

Without love, it cannot be steamed