I think I tried playing through this like 2-3 times, but god there is just too much brown.
After going through all of this Noah should have just killed the animals instead.
Pros: I mean, it's built on top of a solid gameplay engine, Wolfenstein 3D. It is... solid! Looking for secret rooms up against walls is fun, in a way. Shooting animals in the face though, with the strangest slingshot contraptions too... Is also, well, intresting. Supposedly you're shooting feed at them, which makes them fall asleep, hmm. Alright.
This is a strange take on the story of Noah's Ark, to say the least.
But it's a video game, Wolfenstein with animals, and the most fascinating animals, like bears, elephants, camels, etc, are all the bosses of each world. Otherwise you're just fighting goats and sheep... Which...
Cons: Is boring, it's boring. Why is this a FPS game? Why is any of this? Who's idea was this? I'm being generous giving this two stars, because...
What it means to me: This was my first FPS game, ever. I grew up playing a ton of this, because I grew up in a very Christian household, and this was encouraged. Okay, that's fine. I'm not even really a fan of FPS games, but I was a fan of Noah's Ark, and am a fan of animals, so they got me there! I can't believe I played this game as much as I did, I really did play it a lot! Weird, very weird. I liked the NES Noah's Ark game more, at least it made more sense according to the story of Noah! And you weren't violently shooting animals in the face with a gun-like contraption. WEIRD.
(also, this game was on SNES, why isn't it an option here? Oh well...)
This is a strange take on the story of Noah's Ark, to say the least.
But it's a video game, Wolfenstein with animals, and the most fascinating animals, like bears, elephants, camels, etc, are all the bosses of each world. Otherwise you're just fighting goats and sheep... Which...
Cons: Is boring, it's boring. Why is this a FPS game? Why is any of this? Who's idea was this? I'm being generous giving this two stars, because...
What it means to me: This was my first FPS game, ever. I grew up playing a ton of this, because I grew up in a very Christian household, and this was encouraged. Okay, that's fine. I'm not even really a fan of FPS games, but I was a fan of Noah's Ark, and am a fan of animals, so they got me there! I can't believe I played this game as much as I did, I really did play it a lot! Weird, very weird. I liked the NES Noah's Ark game more, at least it made more sense according to the story of Noah! And you weren't violently shooting animals in the face with a gun-like contraption. WEIRD.
(also, this game was on SNES, why isn't it an option here? Oh well...)
No vale la pena ni siquiera para reírse, pero sin embargo es una clase maestra de como NO hacer un juego.
Diseño de nivel atroz, soundtrack nulo y dificultad ridícula son pocos de los mucho problemas que tiene, solo imagina que arruinaron Wolfenstein 3D... ¿COMO ARRUINAS WOLFENSTEIN 3D?
Diseño de nivel atroz, soundtrack nulo y dificultad ridícula son pocos de los mucho problemas que tiene, solo imagina que arruinaron Wolfenstein 3D... ¿COMO ARRUINAS WOLFENSTEIN 3D?
I'd increase this rating by two and a half stars if Noah gave up on that one camel and let the entire species go extinct out of sheer spite
A friend got me this for my birthday. I could only do up to halfway through 1-2 before it hurt, but I'm ngl the music is pretty bopping. Overall a pretty solid Doom clone if you've got 5mins to kill lol
Wolfenstein 3D but good
This is the only game to exist ever, forever
I wish you could have a gun and kill all the animals in the world
This is one of the best remasters I have ever seen. Instead of being the SNES version of Wolfenstein 3D reskinned. The Steam version of Super 3D Noah's Ark now has its own levels, much better music, and customizable controls. The game is done better than even the classic Wolfenstein ports. This may be the best Christian-themed game ever made.