Reviews from

in the past


If you don't know what this game is then you're either a Tik Tok user or you never owned a computer

5 STARS: THEY MADE IT FOR ME

I played this on my grandmother's PC when I was around 6 or 7, I loved how it looked and I'd mimick the sound effects as I played outside afterward. I didn't know the game had music until primary school, about five or six years later.

I haven't played it in a while but I'm not in any rush. Sometimes if its a Sunday afternoon and I need a nap, I'll pull up a video of it on youtube and go to sleep to those sounds I loved so much, with the music off, of course.

Spent countless hours as a kid trying to rack up high scores whenever I saw this installed on a computer.

man I love pinball, even when stupidly simple

This was peak gaming on my dad's crappy windows xp laptop growing up


Jeder der zu XP Zeiten aufgewachsen ist und der ur Sandler war kennt das.

Look, we all know this was SO much better than Minesweeper or Solitaire. Don't hate me, it's just facts.

this game was always too damn loud

Dieses Spiel verbinde ich mit dem Satz: "Mama? Darf ich den PC nutzen?"

i remember when i found out about the cheat / debug codes in middle school and blowing all the kids minds when i could move the ball wherever

fun when i was a kid with no internet and no imagination, not anymore

stupid fucking black hole spit my ball right where i can't fucking hit it, stupid ass game

Se eu pudesse dar mais estrelas, eu daria.

a lot of hours were wasted on this

It was the 90s and kids needed something to alt+tab into when they heard their parents coming down the hall as the dial up chugged to load that 18+ jpeg pixel line by pixel line.

If your parents never asked you why you were so sweaty and nervous while you lied through your teeth that you just got your high score on 3D Pinball: Space Cadet did you really even have a childhood?

When we got home with our Windows XP, my experience with this game was the most vivid. I don't think I've played a pinball game as captivating as this one since, I guess I should play more pinball games, but the marquee, table, sounds and music are iconic. Am I the only one that saw the top of the table as a face?


i played this as a small child and my little brother had a paralyzing fear of this game he would start screaming and sobbing violently whenever he heard it start up

For a game that comes free with your operating system, you could probably do worse. Solid little pinball table to distract those that can't figure out how to play minesweeper and get bored at the sight of cards. It did its job for sure

The " I am at grandmas house, bored and want to play a video game" game.

Masterpiece. I can hear the musac now.