I hope you like rambly reviews of varying dubious quality because that's what im all about, I ain't no professional critic. What you see is what you get, just a guy who likes gaming and vibes.
score explanations:
5/5: my favorite games of all time, hood classics elevated by personal bias
4/5: good ass games that I feel more people could like than not and should play, hood classics in general
3/5: your mileage may vary, games that were kinda eh to me personally but I can see people loving them and also see people hating them. Games that I can see the appeal for but probably aren't for everyone
2/5: games that I feel more people wouldn't like than would. Stuff that I could only recommend if you know exactly the kind of thing you are signing yourself up for by playing. Stuff that I can only see very fringe cases of enjoyment
1/5: don't play this
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Favorite Games

Ridge Racer Type 4
Ridge Racer Type 4
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Gems Collection
Sonic Gems Collection
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Sakura Taisen 2: Kimi, Shinitamou Koto Nakare
Sakura Taisen 2: Kimi, Shinitamou Koto Nakare


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Skylanders: Swap Force
Skylanders: Swap Force

Mar 29

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

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Dance Dance Revolution 2ndRemix Append Club Version Vol. 2
Dance Dance Revolution 2ndRemix Append Club Version Vol. 2

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Metropolis Street Racer
Metropolis Street Racer

Mar 26

Hi-Fi Rush
Hi-Fi Rush

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This was one of the skylanders games I actually did get back in the day but didn't actually give it a proper playthrough because the FPS issues in 3DS giants plus overall series burnout by that point turned me off from giving it a shot. Now that I've actually given it a proper playthrough, it sure is a pretty standard kids 3D action platformer. This game ditches the 2-character beam in mechanic of the first two 3DS games to just save whatever characters you own in the game, essentially allowing you to beam in every character at the very start and never have to use the portal again (unless updating your characters levels on the figure is really that important to you). While it does make the game more portable as now you don't need to have a giant figure collection around with you at all times, it also makes the game easier as now you've got a whole army at your call on the bottom screen. The performance issues in this game aren't nearly as bad as they were in 3DS giants, with some areas chugging but overall the game was pretty stable. There were a few graphical and audio glitches tho so yea game still isn't the best coded methinks. The plot is different from the console game (though ngl by this point ive completely forgotten the main console versions plot), and dialog is kept to a minimal so there's really not as much cringe writing or handholding like the main console version was. It's just a short and solid 3D platformer, probably on par with the first game on 3DS. I enjoyed this more than the main console version.

as a kid I genuinely thought this game was impossible, but here we are. Fun in the masochistic sort of way, like playing a troll game I guess. You are just kinda subjected to the whims of pinball and have to adapt to shit on the fly. As a kid I did not like this game whatsoever, but nowadays I don't think its half bad. My recommendation would be to just sit down and try to get a grasp on how the game flows and see if you can manage from there. If you still dont like it, then just drop it lmao. but at least give it a shot yanno?

they took sonic spinball and made it somehow janker and really really easy by showering lives through bonus levels. Plus they totally changed toxic caves making me think that the level layouts are completely different, then pranked me by having the other 3 levels basically downscaled versions of the 16 bit counterpart, which kinda ruins the whole curiosity of what else they could have changed. Other than that, it's sonic spinball. The game gear version probably has bad screen crunch so not sure if you should give that version a shot. either way play the 16-bit version instead.