Reviews from

in the past


i buy a grandma to get more cookies to buy more grandmas to buy more cookies to buy

Esse é pica e eu joguei bastante quando era pivete

7/10

I just love clicking while I watch a movie or kinda


got me thru school fr

GooeyScale: 50/100

A numbers game without the fluff. It's fun checking every once in a while. Active play is arthritis inducing though.

This game both makes me want to eat a cookie and also makes me want to never again look at cookies, think about cookies, or break reality in pursuit of cookies.

This made people ill i think but I have nothing to actally back that claim.

only a fraction of the hours I have on the google version

La razón por la que me da vergüenza que la gente mire mi cuenta de steam

surprisingly substantive for a mostly mindless game. relies way too much on active play though for an actual number idler (golden cookies)

Joguei muito no navegador mais antigamente, na steam dei uma brincada mas não to muito na vibe dos Idles

My cookie-fueled empire grows stronger with each passing second.

Te quiero mucho, cámara de condicionamiento.

Carpal tunnel has never been so widely accessible! …Nor as addicting.

If I told you that you got what you paid for, I’d be lying. Cookie Clicker is, well, a game about clicking cookies (or just a singular cookie if you’re a purist). There’s upgrades to click for you, bake for you, farm for you, any and all the amenities a cookie tycoon like yourself would need. But the baking goes far beyond the left mouse button and a purchase here and there, there’s minigames, seasonal events, a stock market to manage, even a cookie-centric eldritch uprising.

But how is it? I mean, how does a game whose legacy as the grand-daddy of all clicker games come to hold up in the modern year? The answer is surprisingly well! Cookie Clicker looks great, sounds great, and has all that serotonin-inducing haptic feedback you’d get from a clicker-toy. There’s a few graphical errors down the line, but I’ve only come across them once or twice, and saving and restarting your game can be done in less than ten seconds, so it’s really a non-issue.

The essence of building up an empire and watching your numbers grow is just as cathartic as you’d hope it is, and thematically, it’s just as sweet. With a soundtrack by C418 and a price tag of only $4.99 USD, I’d hope my 417.4 hours would have been worth it. I won’t spoil too much about the actual substance, rather than sing the praises of the gameplay, or what gameplay you make of a clicker / idle game.

Cookie Clicker is one of those games whose mere existence is a testament to the dedication and love of indie development. Take games like Terraria or Stardew Valley whose fan bases have exponentially grown over the years because their respective developer(s) have continued to show love for not just their own game, but their community as well. Ortiel is that kind of developer.

I can’t entirely speak to the gameplay, for what little or what lot(?) you decide to play with, but the sheer dedication to continue supporting a game ten years after it’s conception on flash of all things, is bar none to most triple-a games. Cookie Clicker is an idol of a simpler time of in-browser gaming, and it’s here to stay.

EL DEMONIO JAMAS JUEGUES A ESTE JUEGO O SE LLEVARA TU ALMA

tive hiperfoco nisso daqui por umas 2 semanas
é diferente dos outros idles, nesse tem coisa pra fazer

por favor me ajuda a sair dessa vida...


o jogo é simples mas é muito bom, viciante