Reviews from

in the past


Wish I could give negative stars. Nobody making this gave a single shit.

One time I was chilling in my basement and then I heard a super loud buzzing sound and saw this huge ass wasp ramming itself into a wall above the window and decided to nope the fuck out upstairs. I forgot about it and went back down and saw it dead on the floor.

playing this """game""" had me feeling the exact same way as I did seeing that wasp


the main story ended like a month ago but only now I cared enough to try and catch up with it and well what is this even supposed to be
as a show, it has horrible animation / acting / writing as an interactive experience so many people are voting that it rarely feels like you have a choice unless people were undecided between two choices already and even then whats the point when the choices are so boring and you are not engaged in the story already like you can push multiple votes on a single choice but again there thousands of people voting a few extra votes are not a difference maker and it really feels like just a half fast way to monetize this game along with the extra content that is also locked behind a pay well and the cosmetics for a game where u never really see your character... just a mess of a game that idk some executive at Konami thought would make money because there is no one more out of touch then whoever has been managing the silent hill franchise since 2004

It’s trauma? Yeah that’s definitely a way to describe this “game”.

There is some competence at work here, lasting the duration of a shot or single line of dialogue every episode, but it is greatly - and I mean GREATLY overshadowed by the incompetence stemming not only from the creative direction but its connection to the "world of Silent Hill," a phrase that in itself ruins the integrity of the series' emotional weight and narrative intrigue by implying a cinematic universe of interconnected stories taking place in-or-adjacent to the titular town.
Everything it does is fully unrelated to Silent Hill, aside from a nod here and there forcing you to remember that yes, as a matter of fact, they did at least glance at a Silent Hill game before making this.

Even with ties cut to Konami, if this had been titled something different and intended as an independent project; a new Supermassive narrative title or Netflix interactive drama or even a mobile choose-your-own-adventure game, it has created such a low ceiling of quality for itself that it doesn't even matter than they made it into a live-service streaming vote game. Nothing could have made this good. Unfortunately, we did all watch it out of morbid curiosity, and they didn't cancel it halfway like we thought they would.

I don't think I could have gotten through this if not for Super Eyepatch Wolf, even with how actually hilarious it is. It's very funny how it just comes out of nowhere with the fucked up backstories only to act like nothing happened 5 seconds later.

Also, I cannot get over that there is a Silent Hill orgy where they wear masks from The Mummy, and the center of it all is called "The Satyr." Brilliant from start to finish.

This gets one star only because it's pride month and this is technically the gayest Silent Hill game that's been released to date-

But really, what a mess of a "game" I don't think I'll ever be over it. At least it had moments where it was so bad it was funny, I guess?