Holy shit I've just witness my 14 years old cat knock my trash can down and chew up a whole spider in her mouth, to then go back to purring and sleep on her back. It's unrelated, I just saw this before writing the review and I think it makes a better opening statement than whatever I might have cooked up. The "Village Hidden in the Leaves" huh? So, that's how we're starting this are we. NARUTO QUIT UR YAPPIN I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE IT! HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE IT MOVE IT- Oh, I guess he does run pretty fast! Even on walls and trees. A damn shame he can't do the same on the water, though. But if even Kakashi can't... if the platforming wasn't as tense, I wouldn't be yearning as much for this. When is Naruto's deadbeat dad coming home with the milk? I need a break.
I have assaulted two women, my day has been made. Why are our "heroes" coming up to Choji's face telling him "u have eat mine family 😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺" Let him eat 🗣️🗣️ There already are generic big ennemies, among others. That's not "being the bigger man" in these streets we say "fully realized manpreg" but somehow, the notion does not make me very happy here. As it happens, everyone you've come across are not right in the head when they're angry. They instantly retaliate when you attack, when you so much as approach (we made you able to run fast, but don't do it dear players!) it's mad annoying at some point.
For the goon squad it just makes going through the level petty. For bosses, it requires you to improvise. But that'd often highlight other problems. The realistic braindead solution is to play a mirror match: they're gonna spam their special techniques? Follow in their footsteps, child. You're invincible when you charge up, somehow, and sometimes you're not... somehow. But if you are, you can just play very boringly and not have much difficulty, though I did play normally. Your high speed lets you zoom past ennemies and bait their normal combo string, so it's not entirely useless at least. Would feel better if characters took a chill pill and attacks weren't dished out frame 1. Next entry perhaps? I'm not a Naruto fan, no idea why I had the urge to play a very old Naruto game.
The playable roster raises some interesting questions. Should women fight? Nah fr it's a damn shame they make you play the teacher before the 3rd member of the team that's actually taking the exam in the game. Well, if they had to make a choice, probably thought Kakashi would be a bigger sell. As someone who's only read the mangas more than a decade ago, I did not recognize the femboy Zabuza took under his wing. An interesting throwback. Naruto had just released after all, there were only so many characters they could have had at this point. Which means quantity bad, quality bad, price free! We are in the year 2024
I have assaulted two women, my day has been made. Why are our "heroes" coming up to Choji's face telling him "u have eat mine family 😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺" Let him eat 🗣️🗣️ There already are generic big ennemies, among others. That's not "being the bigger man" in these streets we say "fully realized manpreg" but somehow, the notion does not make me very happy here. As it happens, everyone you've come across are not right in the head when they're angry. They instantly retaliate when you attack, when you so much as approach (we made you able to run fast, but don't do it dear players!) it's mad annoying at some point.
For the goon squad it just makes going through the level petty. For bosses, it requires you to improvise. But that'd often highlight other problems. The realistic braindead solution is to play a mirror match: they're gonna spam their special techniques? Follow in their footsteps, child. You're invincible when you charge up, somehow, and sometimes you're not... somehow. But if you are, you can just play very boringly and not have much difficulty, though I did play normally. Your high speed lets you zoom past ennemies and bait their normal combo string, so it's not entirely useless at least. Would feel better if characters took a chill pill and attacks weren't dished out frame 1. Next entry perhaps? I'm not a Naruto fan, no idea why I had the urge to play a very old Naruto game.
The playable roster raises some interesting questions. Should women fight? Nah fr it's a damn shame they make you play the teacher before the 3rd member of the team that's actually taking the exam in the game. Well, if they had to make a choice, probably thought Kakashi would be a bigger sell. As someone who's only read the mangas more than a decade ago, I did not recognize the femboy Zabuza took under his wing. An interesting throwback. Naruto had just released after all, there were only so many characters they could have had at this point. Which means quantity bad, quality bad, price free! We are in the year 2024