Reviews from

in the past


Me and my friend group's game of choice for 2023. This game will always have a special place in my heart, and even though my opinion on the game has soured in 2024 I still treasure my time with my friends on this game. Of course I will come back to this game every once in a while when my die hard Valorant friends ask me to get on but I will never enjoy the game like I did in 2023.

This game fucking sucks! What do people even see in this shit? I don't understand!

The idea sucks, the characters suck, the character designs suck, the abilites suck; is there music? because if there is, it is so generic I can't even rememeber it. The gameplay sucks massive fucking balls too.

Oh! You are telling me whenever I get shot it feels like I get glued to the fucking ground and then I die, to not respawn for another 5 minutes til the round is done? That sounds so fun!!!

I also really adore the shitty abilities like the smoke ball clouds or whatever, that cover my entire view and look so fucking stupid. Or the shitty and laughable dialogue and voice lines between these knock off Overwatch rejects.

It's just so bland, so souless, so shitty and stupid and NOT FUN; it's just Counter Strike for people who play League of Legends for whatever fucking reason. Seriously WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS OVER COUNTER STRIKE?! IT'S JUST WORSE IN EVERY WAY!!!

Fuck this game, is the only other game my college friends want to play other than Fortnite. It can suck my entire lunch outta my ass.

Sem dúvida o melhor jogo de tiro desse estilo da atualidade, não é o melhor jogo que existe, mas entre Rainbow e CS2, escolho Valorant sem pensar.


i wish my friends played better games so i didnt have to keep playing this

Unfortunately I have given this game one more half star than I did before. The only thing that makes this game more tolerable is playing with friends which I have been doing lately. If you are a woman or someone with a femme voice you immediately get clocked as and get harassed. I'm giving it 3 and a half stars but at some point you really have to change your mindset in this game to "it is just a game, who cares" or it immediately gives you brain rot and makes you the most toxic human being known to man. I hate the way this game handles currency in every way, these skin bundles are not worth 80 real buckaroonies at all and you get no in game currency from the battlepass like every other godforsaken fps game in the world. This game sucks I love it. Also going back into the review and instead of giving it an extra half star it lost one. I still love playing with friends but the rest of it sucks. <3

jogo de maluco!! (jogo todo dia

This game is like a heroin addiction. You know it’s bad for you, but just one more swift play game. And then next thing you know you’ve derailed 3 times and uninstalled the game. Only to reinstall it the very next day. Damn you riot