Reviews from

in the past


Decent Mario game for your phone
Not replayable at all tho lmao

Jimmy Fallon was so buns at this game

Joguin divertido porém caro demais por isso não joguei inteiro.

This game must be a pay to fun, almost everything is locked at least you put money on it, more greedy couldn't be.

Before I begin this review, I must assure you, dear reader, that I staunchly refuse to purchase any of the levels after the first world. I am not about to start getting into mobile game DLC, especially when I already own and can revisit older Mario games at any time. You will not sucker me into this evil.

So know that my experience of MARIO RUN is mostly just doing the toad rally for my sweet, sweet daily Nintendo points. I must collect them. My digital hoard must grow.

Anyway, I like the rally. I like having an avenue for a simple, competitive Mario level with an online stranger who manifests as a ghostly second Mario, always running alongside me, always threatening to GET MORE COINS. There's a certain thrill to it, a certain bliss to being the Mario who did the best run today, and a certain dark and acute despair to the tragic failure to surpass the other Mario.

Mario becomes not just a happy little guy leaping his way past silly enemies, but an athlete, a man who must focus, a man who must be the fastest and most elite Mario. And making him that is my fervent passion. Do not worry, Mario. I will get you your coins. Together, we will shatter the imposter.

The game is barebones though, so it doesn't really COMPEL much play, sadly. But it does give me the adrenaline of an Olympic champion, probably.