Reviews from

in the past


I spent hours playing this game despite having zero clue how to do anything in game as a kid. This is like being a Sega kid vs a Nintendo kid while all my friends played Neopets.

Legendary game. It is incredible to me that a similar concept has not been tried to be replicated. This is what the metaverse should be about.

Este juego emana olor a panqueque crudo

Used to cry bc I was called bacon hair, then gave out my password, got hacked, and cried more. Was in like a 30 min long battle with my hacker just resetting my password to the same one and being surprised at getting hacked again

gostava bastante de passear pelo hotel e ver as diferentes salas, mas era muito triste o preconceito contra pobre nesse jogo. a pronuncia correta do nome desse jogo é rabo, se você não falava que ia entrar no rabo você falava errado


if you played this as a kid and didn't get scammed into losing your account more than once they couldn't even break you in prison

Não me orgulho, mas o quarto ficou bonitinho

this was my childhood....which makes sense why i turned out the way I did lmao

I think i played this once.

there's always someone richer than you

TROP TROP LOURD les souvenirs

pk c'était slay la patate chaude et tout

Ah, yes. My early Internet experience.

le berceau de la création de nombreuses cellules terroristes

Jogava bastante quando não tinha nada pra fazer de tarde. Jogava por umas 3H e depois só voltava a jogar meses depois.

I was obsessed with Habbo Hotel when I was in middle school......... It was my first time I got to experience predatory monetization aimed at children.

I can't really give this a star rating, but it was kind of my entire childhood. Like, I had a genuine addiction to this game. Every second I was allowed on the computer I was on Habbo.

I can't pinpoint how old I was when I started playing - my older niece let me take over her account, so it says it was made in 2006, but I was probably around 8 or 9 when I started playing which would be 2008-2009ish. The way Habbo felt back then is indescribable. It was small, cozy, pre-UK/US hotel merge so everyone kind of knew everyone when it came to the active players. I'd go into a public room and have people saying hi to me because they recognised me from the forums. It was genuinely such a warm and friendly and welcoming atmosphere.

It kind of started going downhill after the merge, but it took a while. I remember people protesting the merge because we didn't want the stinky Americans in the same hotel as us, and that shit was absolutely reciprocated - I remember going into a room and having two Americans ask me which country I was from, and when I said the UK they banned me. Shit was real back then. With the additions of VIP club on top of Habbo Club, the change in the interface and font/text bubbles, the updates, it all grew more shallow and corporate over the years, and it lost that homely feeling it had.

I've tried to go back to it a few times, but it's a completely different website now. Impossible to navigate, completely dead and inactive, features closed off behind paywalls. It's a shame, because I'd love to re-experience classic Habbo again with an active userbase.

But still, I was there for "the pool is closed", I was there for "bacon hair", I was there for Cozzie Change and Falling Furni, I was there for the casinos filled with thrones and dragons, I was there for the structured careers, I was there for the introduction of pets(!), I was there for the forum games and "Rags to Riches" stories and parkour mazes.

It'll always be special to me, even if I can never recapture it.

Oh, and this game taught me what "cum" was, because I tried to say "cum here" as a kid and it censored me so I looked it up. Classic.

Telling my aunt in the most worried of tones that my cousin was doing pregnancy roleplay in this game when i was like 9 is probably a formative memory of some sort to me.

jugaba siempre esto de chiquita, lastima que esta lleno de pdf

moldou uma geração de millenials

I love the artstyle, hate what it has become.

I don't know what's going on with free games for children and gambling.
No wait, it's pretty obvious.


Já webfudi muitas brasileiras aqui <- perdi a virgindade aqui <-

Demasiadas horas le he echado durante muchos años