Reviews from

in the past


It's just Flintstones with Mario swipe sprite, nothing more.

I have sinned for not playing this masterpiece.

This and weezer makes me a sex magnet


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUUU

absolutely stunning. jaw dropping, even. no game comes close to the absolute perfection that is 7 grand dad. from the great (for the system) graphics, captivating story, beautiful cutscenes, and fun gameplay, anyone who says this is anything below a 5 star rating is, frankly, stupid. this truly does bring a tear to my eye thinking about it, and how itll never be topped in the gaming space for all eternity. truly a masterpiece and a must play for any self respecting gamer. play this asap, you wont regret missing out on this masterful art piece of a game.

there was a special time in my life where it revolved around 7 grand dad, high quality rips, and joel streams.

then again it was also the time i fell into a cringe reddit pipeline because of alt right losers convincing my 12 yr old ass that Steven universe and furries are hellspawns to torture children

"Mario 7, is this the one I played? Let's check it out... GRAND DAD?!? FLEENSTONES?!?! OHHH.... GRAND DAD! GRAND DAD?! WHAT THE SHIT GRAND DAD?!??!" -Vinesauce Joel

i beat the whole game surprisingly was hell but pretty good nes game all things considered.

Anyone who rates this anything other than a 7/10 is lying to you. Even if they don't really mean to, that's just the voice in their heads convincing them otherwise.