Reviews from

in the past


I’ve been playing with my CoC on and off for about 10 or so years now. I remember when it was relatively new, and all of my friends in middle school were hyping up their TH7 bases asking everyone to join their clans. That inner child in me will always love CoC for the memories of warm summer mornings checking my base on my iPod 5, but the more popular it got, the less accessible it became.

One thing that has truly ruined CoC is YouTube. There are way too many people with massive fanbases of impressionable children. The more popular they got, the more buying your way to the top became the norm. The only issue, though, is the fact that those YouTubers can afford it. The people who want to casually play this game, cannot.

I started a new base back in 2020 with the intention of reaching the top without ever spending a dime. I got to about Th9 until I realized that you really just can’t. If you have the patience to wait months to max out your base before upgrading then sure, you don’t have to spend money at all. But, the perks of something like Gold Pass is something that’s nearly mandatory. I know $6.99/mo. compared to the hundreds/thousands of dollars people spend in other free online games seems insignificant, but when the entire game is advertised as free and they start bombarding you with “TREASURE CHEST OF GEMS ONE HUNNID DOLLA!!!!” it starts to irritate me.

So I caved, and now I have Gold Pass. The abundance of spell books, builder potions, wall rings, etc. is great. Yet I have to live in shame knowing I’m paying money to play a mobile game faster. Not just faster, but at a tolerable pace. Speaking of the potions and spells, it takes WAY too long to upgrade ANYTHING after TH8. I believe they even had some huge update years ago where they reduced the time of upgrades, and plenty of things are over a week now. Not to mention how many troops there are to upgrade, how long they all take, and how expensive they all are. At least they made training troops free, it helps to farm.

I play this game a lot. Not as much as I used to, but I go through phases of how often I open the app. I guess my appreciation for CoC is more nostalgic than how fun the game is, but I wouldn’t play it at all if I didn’t find it fun. Attacking bases, upgrading your weapons and buildings, figuring out the best placement of your base, it makes for fun strategizing. The gradual movement of your placement in leagues or the different troops you use when you realize you’ve moved too far up to use an army you’ve grown accustom to, it’s just relaxing.

Unfortunately, CoC is practically pay to win. You don’t HAVE to, and it isn’t impossible to move up far without spending a dime, but the rewards that $6.99 can get you are too tempting, and important to the game, to pass it up. That’s a huge flaw. If you don’t pay for anything, it just takes forever. But, it’s incredibly fun at the style of play it aims to achieve. 7/10.

Este juego era tan grande en su punto de mayor apogeo, que te podia verir preinstalado en el mobil.

Es, probablemente, de los juegos de mobil mas famosos jamas creados. Todo el mundo y su puta madre con mobil lo jugaba. Yo llegue como 7 años tarde, y para entonces mis gustos eran las monas chinas, asi que no le di tanto.

Pero es un gran juego, eso sin duda.

Good for it was back in the day

Global sohbeti kaldirmayacaklardi

Clash of clans is fun but just a kind of simplistic mobile game that I personally don't enjoy a ton I see why people like the game but its not really something I enjoy a ton its just alright.


This was so fire when I couldn't think for myself

I have tried to get into this game, like for the last 10 years. And never understand it enough, to be like "yeah this is my village". The character design and the overall aesthetic of the game is fantastic. Just the gameplay loop isn't my type.

I met this guy named krutish who kept calling me a n-word in the clan chat and exploited his co-leader status to bully and oppress me like a goblin and tbh i didnt really appreciate that

Tao viciante quanto seu "irmao", porem mais chato

It's very rare for a piece of media, particularly a video game, to insult me. So if there's one that does, you should know it's a particularly awful outlier.

Clash of Clans is a video game that insults me on a personal level. Its only purpose is to lure players in with the promise of a good time, then bore them to death in the hopes of milking every last drop from their wallets. It's dull, it's repetitive, its few good ideas are done infinitely better in other games, and it helped ruin the mobile gaming landscape.

Genuinely, fuck this game. The only reason it gets more than a half star is because it can be fun for about an hour. Otherwise, it is a completely worthless piece of shit and a stain on the gaming industry.

É incrível como esse jogo faz você trabalhar a sua paciência e controle financeiro, a não ser que tu seja rico e saia gemando tudo.

Eu passei 80% da minha infância nesse jogo e fiz muitos amigos quando ele estava em seu pico. De lá pra cá não sei o que piorou mais, o jogo ou minha vida.

Não tem o verdadeiro hihihiha

Good for it was back in the day

used to be a banger during school days

tough life of a co-leader, fuckers don't play clan wars unless you call them the n word

Was fun to wreck other clans but every time I'd get on, my fortress was crushed. Expensive to repair and I'm not spending real money to fix it.

Clash of Clans struggles to find a balance between keeping legacy players engaged and giving new player a chance to reach that point. The main weakness is the upgrade timers - reaching endgame takes years of upgrades, and by the time you're halfway there another Town Hall level with a years worth of upgrades will have rolled out to keep the already maxed players playing. This makes endgame unobtainable for new players without a very significant money or time investment. As another reviewer pointed out, this 'wait to play' model is unsatisfying and I can't justify spending any more time on this game.

Sim eu zerei esse jogou isso se chama ter perseverança Não isso se chama não ter vida

Impecável? Não! Pay to win? Sim!

Mas com gráficos e estratégias a frente de sua época, Clash of Clans foi extremamente marcante para os jogos mobile de todos os tempos. Inspirou legiões, se tornou um game icônico, e até hoje se sustenta.

Certamente Clash of Clans hoje em dia, não chega ao que já foi em seu auge, jogar Clash of Clans naquela época era um sentimento de quem viveu sabe oq é.

Com todo respeito ao que já foi está grande obra, Clash of Clans merece tal nota.


I just don't like the concept of "wait to play".

Jogo incrível pena q é pay to win

Sometimes it's fun to have a thing to do on your phone every day.

Barely a game. Apparently it has mechanics of some sort but none of them are meaningfully explained and I have no desire to be explained them by an 11 year old on YouTube.