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Crazy how this isn't even the worst Spider-Man game. That's how low the bar is.

Awful everything, and I beat the game in 39 minutes in my first playthrough. This shit is ugly as fuck, I thought the 32X was supposed to be stronger than a Sega CD? Why does it play like shit and look like shit AND have awful music?

2/10 cause it wasn't buggy at least.

The VECTORMAN boys try their hand at Spidey on the 32X and it's ... actually not completely terrible? Makes an extremely bad impression on first glance, looking like some kind of MORTAL KOMBAT/Lawnmower Man hybrid and featuring characters that careen around and pinball off each other and obstacles at 100 mph. But if you play for a few minutes and learn to harness the jank, you can actually get some fun out of this, especially with regard to the surprisingly good-feeling web swinging. Still has shades of kusoge throughout and as a whole certainly not what I would call "good", but it's actually kind of a fun wild ride if you're willing to meet it halfway and it handily clears a good percentage of the other nightmarishly bad Spider-Man side-scrollers out there.