Listen, yeah, this game runs like curdled milk, plays like it was made out of styrofoam and rust, looks like something thats secretly attempting to steal your credit card information, and is overall one of the jankiest things Ive probably ever owned.... but god dammit, the surf is calling to me.

Cha brah we're hittin' the waves. Surfin' the tube. Just another day shwackin' with the boys at walmart.