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Favorite Games

Grand Theft Auto V
Grand Theft Auto V
Contra: Hard Corps
Contra: Hard Corps
Marvel's Spider-Man
Marvel's Spider-Man
Bare Knuckle III
Bare Knuckle III
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood

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Decided to replay this without cheats, got to the twins in level 8, and with no supers, ended up using 2 continues on them, and Game Over'ed on Mr X. They are, without a doubt, the most unfair, unfun, bullshit boss fight i've ever played. GOD JUST STOP JUMPING AROUND AND FIGHT ME

Its actually insane to see how Sega turned what may be the best beat-em-up oat into a miserable slog.

My only problem with the American SOR3 is with the difficulty, enemies can drain your HP within a few seconds, and they usually circle around you so fast you can hit them.
This game is what Streets of Rage 3 should've been.

There's no bullshit, the control is amazing (something you wouldn't notice in sor3 because you spent most of your time playing getting knocked down), and, hot take, I fucking LOVE the soundtrack. It fits the visual style and tone of this game perfectly.

In my opinion, this is the definitive Streets game. The ambition paid off.

Fucking Flawless. To me, its improves on everything from the first game. It feels more responsive, opponents are less bullshit and the controls are more varied.

I think one of the best things about this game is how your supposed to approach it. This game awards aggressiveness, instead of just dodging and countering, especially with the addition of the Super Punch, which feels a million times better than the Star Punch.

I'm pretty sure the Punch Out series cant get much better than this, but i'll just have to wait and see until the Wii one.