This review contains spoilers

Yep

Play this game. It’s $7. Play it. Please. I’m begging you.

What a crack addiction feels like

I like this game. A lot. It just made me depressed after a while.

2008

As if I wasn't already never gonna get tired of Mario Kart Wii, I find this.

It has Panta. what more could you ask for?

There's so much I could reasonably critique this game for that everyone else reasonably never shuts up about, but after all this time I can never bring myself to do that no matter how much I play it. It was easily the most hyped I've ever been for a game release when it came out, and I haven't gotten bored of it since.

...A new game would still be nice though.