This review contains spoilers

Killerman was Killerman

The only art ever made

2008

I wanted to rate it lower but I was unable to convince my fingers to do so

Whenever I think about this game my brain attempts to jump to the reality where I love it and never stop playing it.

Unfortunately to this day I remain trapped here in the world that invented the Search Engine Optimisation Expert.

It's a great concept that wears thin way too fast.

In fairness though it's difficult to imagine any ghost could remain thrilling after being bumbled into oblivion by you and your own personal scooby gang yelling about dirty sinks.

If you want a vision of a coffee imagine a finger obliterating eevees face, forever.

I am still going to be laughing at Deus Ex: The Recut when I am 140 years old

It's so cute and lovely and the more you play it the more you start to feel like you're some long lost AI dedicated to building an endless array of luxury holiday homes for a race of beings that has ceased to exist.

Your labours are unceasing, contact with living beings is impossible, a demonic force keeps informing you that it's easter and that eggs exist.

It's still very cute though.

I don't know how to talk about fighting games good but this is the best I've ever felt playing one

I love wooloo more than life itself but not even pokemon could save Britain

2010

Apologies to everyone who clicked liked on this review when it was negative but I like it now

Incredibly creative little game that also makes my brain hurt.

There has never been anything funnier in human history than the moment you think you have a good idea and then accidentally logic yourself out of existence and the music just cuts out to let you think about your hubris.

It's my beautiful, wonderful baby and I won't hear a word against it.

For real though I have a lot of attachment and the story gets really good towards the end and Scholar was one of my favourite classes in anything ever and Ruruka is very important to me and I can only talk about this game with the cadence of an excited child.