Ashuccino
2015
Incredibly accurate simulation of living in London
2005
David Cage is the guy from Oldboy except the cell is a giant open plan apartment and they only let him watch the imdb top 100 movies and now he's back for revenge on us all
2010
Folks I have been looking for Jason for a good twenty to thirty hours
2008
John Fallout will you use this nuke or will you use these smaller nukes please submit your answers below
He's done it Daves solved racism
2019
Incredibly creative little game that also makes my brain hurt.
There has never been anything funnier in human history than the moment you think you have a good idea and then accidentally logic yourself out of existence and the music just cuts out to let you think about your hubris.
There has never been anything funnier in human history than the moment you think you have a good idea and then accidentally logic yourself out of existence and the music just cuts out to let you think about your hubris.
How can something be this terrible and this good at the same time
You wouldn't download a demon
2003
My friend brought this to my house so she could laugh at me getting scared of it and then she got scared of the bathroom bit
2008
I wanted to rate it lower but I was unable to convince my fingers to do so
2014
It's like they mashed up a bunch of components designed to make me go wild but then forgot to cook it
This game is such a flawed mess as soon as you start looking under the hood and it devolves into scout rushing everything and then the game responds with gimmick missions that end up more aggravating than anything
None of which reduces my love for this deeply weird thing with all its incredibly genuine sincerity and surprising nuance masked by all its energetic anime cliche stuff and some often weirdly confused morality and aesthetics that end up just amplifying the feeling of wanting to put it up on the fridge and just be proud of it
It's fweakin beautiful still and everything its going for just was and still is so creative and unique that even when it's missing all I can do is appreciate that it took the shot anyway
Plus you know a game has to earn some points for having a full screen cut in of a character going I'M GAY and their stats increasing
None of which reduces my love for this deeply weird thing with all its incredibly genuine sincerity and surprising nuance masked by all its energetic anime cliche stuff and some often weirdly confused morality and aesthetics that end up just amplifying the feeling of wanting to put it up on the fridge and just be proud of it
It's fweakin beautiful still and everything its going for just was and still is so creative and unique that even when it's missing all I can do is appreciate that it took the shot anyway
Plus you know a game has to earn some points for having a full screen cut in of a character going I'M GAY and their stats increasing
2002
The space pirates are the ultimate in guys being dudes
2021
This game transformed me into a hamster on a wheel for like 5 straight hours and I came out of it with a headache and I'm terrified of ever opening it again
1998
In my opinion every game should have a dedicated part of the screen that just says Please