That one game I played for an accumulative 5 minutes when it was big.

Just checked, this game is still online goddamn.

Played this on an Atari 10-in-1 as a kid.

Genuinely used to frighten me this game, getting chased by those ducks dragons. Couldn't complete complete Level 2 or 3 because those dark rooms got a nope from me.

If Windows 11 came with this game pre-installed then perhaps I'd actually update.

2014

I like to pretend I understand what I'm doing and not swiping aimlessly.

Numbers go together and become the big numbers.

Mildly fun but mostly average pack-in-wii-sports-wannabe minigame collection overpriced at £50 at the Switch's launch.
Breath of the Wild was also available at launch.

Better than The Complete Saga for one reason:
-Hover Chair Yoda-

Yoda walk in Original Trilogy and TCS is yucky and slow.
Also nostalgic af so

Masterpiece. Sometimes I truly couldn't tell if it was a cat... or bread.

8.5/10

[PS2 Version]
The gold standard for all racers.
Mario Kart wishes it was this good.

Gameplay/Controls
It's good. The tracks can be a bit goofy if you're going too fast. But there are some great shortcuts.
The character selection is legendary, Crazy Frog himself, two cool hooded lads, Princess Peach(?), a chef, and that robot from the music video.
After completing the Special Cup, takes around 40 minutes, you unlock a cow. Truly worth the effort. Best character.

Visuals/Style
Based on that one music video.. and that's it. Each track is based in the same location but different paths, some would say it's repetitive or boring (an incorrect onion imo)

Music
Bangin' tunes.

Conclusion
A must-buy for any serious racing game fan. And it goes for around $1-2 online, what a steal for this hidden gem.