this gameplay is so sluggish and the only insentive to go fast is the medals, and then you get levels where there is so little room for exploration. in the first run of some it feels like you're just following directions, with less than stellar physics

and oh god don't get me started on the "story." i knew it was gonna be bad going in, but it just gets in the way of the gameplay, which was the entire point for me.

gameplay gets a 1.
story gets a 1.