Franchise Ranking: Mario Party


Do not pirate this game at 3AM while calling Hudson Soft worst mistake of my life
Brighton and Twila canonically fuck you'd know if you 100%'d the game
You could all be in the same room with your Switches stapled together and somehow you will still experience connection issues
This dude really took the first game out back and told it to look at the pretty flowers
She left you last minute at prom so you're crying in a school bathroom while Koopa's Tycoon Town music plays
No dick no balls
Toadsworth's fruit minigame could probably classify as a Saw trap
Crusty
The best Mario Party game if you want to get stuck in a corner for eight turns
I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... Future Dream!
Committed vehicular manslaughter on the entire franchise
Anyone who wants to try Bowser Party just so they can play as Bowser is clearly a sociopath and should not be trusted

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