I was done with monotonous cadence of combat and stealth by hour four, you tell me the other game is 2.5 times longer than this? Yeah, Miles has drip and doesn't suck up to cops which makes him a much more likeable protagonist than Spider-Man from the sister game, but the feeling that I play a sauceless version of Batman Arkham would never go away. As simple as those games were — Arkham had memorable sequences and odd challenges that required creative application of tools. In comparison, the curviest ball Spider-Man is going to throw is introduce the enemy that has to be dismantled by pressing Y instead of X. "The oatmeal of games" is a very succinct definition here: it's aight, it's not wasteful, but not a single part of my brain is tickled as I consume this media product.