Games I Played In 2023 ranked

Time to chronicle my descent into insanity.

Alex Kidd in Miracle World DX
Alex Kidd in Miracle World DX
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT LOCKING LEVEL PROGRESSION THROUGH ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
Hello Neighbor 2
Hello Neighbor 2
You can't spell Hello Neighbor 2 without the exact letters for "boring hell hoe 2".
Melatonin
Melatonin
Well, this game will help you sleep with how bland it is, so it has that going for it...
Sonic Shuffle
Sonic Shuffle
I'll like to apologize to Mario Party Advance, as well as 9 and 10 for their car formulas.
Adventures of Pinocchio
Adventures of Pinocchio
Thank you for watching playing this game Caddicarus so I didn't have to...

OKAY, GIRLS AND BOYS...
Atari Mania
Atari Mania
An absolute disappointment of a fun idea and story. Take notes from 9-Volt from WarioWare university and NES Remix, please.
Enchanted Portals
Enchanted Portals
This isn't Cuphead at Home. This is the Cuphead they serve to inmates at an abandoned prison complex.

Edit: They actually updated it to improve it a bit, which is nice, but still too many things aren't that good here to fully save it.
Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
They really found a way to make players miss loot boxes.

WELL NOW THAT THEY FLAT OUT DECIDED TO NOT DO THAT PVE STORY THEY HYPED US UP FOR...

And now, congrats, the Hero Mastery mode gives you some redeemability, even if it isn't enough to stick around.
SpongeBob's Game Frenzy
SpongeBob's Game Frenzy
The DLC packs cost twice as much as the repetitive base game. Utter fail.
Ultimate Sackboy
Ultimate Sackboy
What a disgusting scam designed to take more and more money.

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