World's coldest take: this is quite plainly irredeemable garbage - yes. Forever one of the most effortlessly embarrassing cases of fumbling what should have been a positive moment in gaming through rushed deadlines and general terrible game design. Sort of lukewarm take(?): that is precisely what makes it half-entertaining. Would this have been better if it was an actual good game? Yes. But come on, just have a LOOK at this cracked-out mess lmao. We rightly joke a lot about the busted state of many Triple A releases of today, but there are always new ways to fuck up in this one - you will never cease to be surprised when you think you surely must have seen every humorous glitch or straightup non-functioning mechanic until you have the rug pulled right out from under you once again with a brand new atrocity. Cutscenes look legit incredible and have a similar freakish, awkward vibe as something like Tommy Wiseau's The Room; it's Sonic so of course the OST still SLAPS; and I still remain a Silver defender to this day. I definitely won't make excuses for this actually being some unfairly hated gem, it fucking isn't - and I confess that the memes of this have long gotten exhausting. But there's always an authentic giggle to be had every so often when you think "Heh, remember Sonic 06??"

Reviewed on Feb 11, 2024


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