Look how much shorter it takes to select Wario.

Mario Kart 9 leak: You drive on wall in 8, now get ready to enter new dimension in Mario Kart 9.999999. Introducing new feature; Toad Harbour is the only map, 9 laps, each lap they make it more sad.

I beat this in one sitting and my thumb had a dent in it from pushing the 'A' button down for about 4 hours straight.

There was this video called "Waluigi Possessed" on youtube, or something similar, that my sister and I used to find hysterical because Luigi arrives in the background and looks fearfully at the consumed Waluigi.

Used to go to igloos and throw snowballs around saying it was poo and that I was pooing everywhere in their house.

Breaking Bad reference incoming: Mario after defeating Bowser be like "I am the one who spins!"

Ough so full, Mario you must feed me starbits, put them in my mouth... ough...

Mario is his name and well, I'm afraid he's here to stay!

Pink bastard, I'll get you someday...

Listening to a fucking banger right now; Windy summer!!! do do do do do do do do! Ok let's review this fucking game: Golf is for prudes!

Got so pissed I didn't even catch that fucker.

I'm gonna fucking eat them.

Can't wait for the 3rd one where the theme isn't art or acting or lame shit like that but rather something cool like cooking or pokemon.

I love this game because 90% of puzzles can be solved by turning around.

Tiny Build should respond to my DM.