Objectively perfect game

Literally this game's only flaw is that it makes you play Reversi, no one should have to suffer through that

This game is ridiculously unfair but getting a hole in one is sooo satisfying. Literally it's like crack to me.

A world that hates this but loves Landstalker is a world not worth saving 😔

This game really is hell. I play it about once a month.

Great game even if combining the homing and lighting shot does make it way too easy

Pretty sure being able to flirt with Misty and Kayleigh in this game is why I'm bi today. Thanks Sims 2 Nintendo DS (2005)

Greatest game of all time you know in your heart that I'm right

Better than the Sims 2 - Fight me.

I'm sorry did you use the walkthroughs that inexplicably used Justin Timberlake's 'Cry Me a River' (2002) as background music or were you normal?

Absolutely insane how hard this is for what's clearly supposed to be a little girl's first video game - unrelated but this was the first game I ever owned :')

I'm going to be haunted forever by using the paint remover in the wrong place then playing for another hour without realising that made the game unbeatable, otherwise 10/10

This is a very unnerving game, something about the bloodsoaked monster in the level select who put that in their game for babies lmao

I feel like as the series goes on they're getting more specific about character placement and phrasing. Also I misinterpreted the instructions of AstroChicken and that made me feel stupid. Three Stars.