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piranha plant/10

Wander around until you get bitten by a random raddle snake and die

QWOP

2008

Never trust anyone who enjoys this unironically

Masatorius is a fucking asshole

When my brother first told me about this game, i thought it was called pogs and i got happy until i realised that it, was not about pogging. Then i thought it might've been frogs, but alas it is not about frogs either. This game is possibly about dogs. Why possibly you say? Because the enter button wont work at the start of the game, so i cant even go in the game. This game has the potential of being the next tony hawks pro skating but we'll never know because you can't join the game. As the famous Issac Newton probably once said "Any game called PHOGS! is likely going to make you meet your fiery demise" meaning that either A) I will burn myself alive, B) this game is a creepy pasta, or C) Issac Newton is a liar. And im betting on option B.

team let's stop supporting the game after 1 week racing

Rygar

1987

I clipped out of bounds and softlocked myself in like the 2nd area

if you enjoy this game you probably hate yourself