DancingTheBa
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Lifechanging
Trivia Time!
Contrary to what you may have heard, this is actually the best Donkey Kong game we've ever released. Why didn't you buy it? Koizumi-san was so SAD.
It should have been a hit! You all should have played it! We could have been 8 games deep in the Jungle Beat series by now! DK Bongos should have been littering tens of millions of basements across the globe just like sticky Wii Remotes and busted Joy-Con®! WE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED TRUE GREATNESS, BUT YOU LET KOIZUMI DOWN
Stay tuned for more Trivia Time segments in the near future!
Contrary to what you may have heard, this is actually the best Donkey Kong game we've ever released. Why didn't you buy it? Koizumi-san was so SAD.
It should have been a hit! You all should have played it! We could have been 8 games deep in the Jungle Beat series by now! DK Bongos should have been littering tens of millions of basements across the globe just like sticky Wii Remotes and busted Joy-Con®! WE COULD HAVE ACHIEVED TRUE GREATNESS, BUT YOU LET KOIZUMI DOWN
Stay tuned for more Trivia Time segments in the near future!
Showing Mother 3 fans an actually good game that deserves to be on NSO, and also what an "emulator" is
Anyways these controls make me feel sick so im gonna go lie down now
Anyways these controls make me feel sick so im gonna go lie down now
Earth Defense Force
1991
That final boss makes me want to shit down a chimney.
The Legend of Zelda
1986
I hate the 6th castle
This game only existed at the dentist’s office as far as I’m concerned
The Legend of Zelda
1986
fuck the wizzrobe community
EarthBound
1994
nintendo treats this franchise like gendo treats shinji wtf
I don't know how I enjoyed playing this. I think I'm just a masochist of sorts. Honestly.
There was a moment, the most painful moment I have ever lived through, that... I didn't take that specific item and I had to go back to my save from 493438 hours ago.
Thank you for this experience.
There was a moment, the most painful moment I have ever lived through, that... I didn't take that specific item and I had to go back to my save from 493438 hours ago.
Thank you for this experience.
Harvest Moon
1996
What I assumed would be a cozy, relaxing game ended up giving me a premature midlife crisis. Day in and day out, waking up and performing the same, repetitive tasks, hurrying to plant and harvest crops in order to buy more crops to plant and harvest, the workday fading in a blink of an eye all while the years stretched on endlessly past the horizon, all this meaningless toil, for what? For what? To repeatedly rehearse the same vapid lines with the girls of the town, flirting with Eve, the independent yet troubled alcoholic, only for her to give up her life and personality to marry me, never leaving the house, so miserable in her life choices that she loses affection points if you go to bed with her (is this a bug, or merely a reflection of her misery at playing the role of housewife?) I gave up about 2 years in.