5 reviews liked by Doggie


If I wanted to “experience the joy and nostalgia of summer” I would just go the fuck outside you mangy cunts

(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I'm giving this 3 stars because it's 3 games in one game and they are "All Stars"

(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I like the part where you have to do the nice things but I just do the MEAN things! But I don't like doing it in Inconsiderate Mode because that's all mean things, I like doing regular mode so I can do nice things on some levels and mean things on other levels.

(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

You play as a cute little grape fighting bad guys called "The Rot" and there are dungeons and a lot of cute characters and a lot of places to explore, and it's just soooooo cute! My favorite thing was exploring a hidden place, one time while I was exploring the tree path I went into the area which had a grave, and I think it was called the "Secret Pocket" or something? And at the evening of the game it looks very pretty.

(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

It's a very crazy game where there's a lot of minigames and you compete against a lot of people and I don't like playing against like 25-year-olds that have been playing for like I dunno 2 or 3 years? And most of the time I don't get past the first or second level, it's only on rare occasions that I make it to third. There are some... okay levels, I like the survival ones especially the one where there's a twisty wheel and there's holes and you have to not fall through and there's shapes coming for you and you have to dodge them.

I do wanna say one more thing. I don't like the levels where there's a big obstacle course, ESPECIALLY not the ones with bouncy ones. (I mean the ones which have trampolines or bouncy springs on the walls)