I would abandon society and become a hermit out in the wilderness to prevent anyone from ever knowing I worked on this game.

You don’t have to like this game just cause it’s the black sheep of the series.

The first rage game.

Gets old quick, unless you play Balloon Trip then the game gets old moderately fast.

I don’t want to do math while playing Donkey Kong Jr.

Absolutely disgusting sound design. Boring before you beat the first stage.

More interesting to play than Donkey Kong. But look at how far Jumpman has fallen, possibly the first hero-turned-villain story in video games.

Randomly win, randomly lose. Least interesting Game & Watch game.

Fun and simple. Fun because simple.

Saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and I don’t even like Star Fox.

Pokémon Firered if it was terrible and had mobile game graphics.

Should have been the most boring game of all time, accidentally very enthralling.

I guess this is a game I thought it was just a dolphin simulator.

Very good version of Zoo Tycoon for the DS. Obviously missing features and the graphics make a penguin three pixels, but for playing on the go it is great.

Possibly materialized this game in a dream. The jumping is beyond terrible and the graphics are ugly. Not sure why anybody would even be looking at reviews for this game.