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Capcom is nothing but a conglomerate of wack ass sell-outs for going back to clickbait horny horror after making hands down the most dumb fun coop shooter the world has even seen. Go back to this style you cowards, I wanna kill zombies while rocket jumping with a character whose name sounds like a fucking slur like Piers Nivans.

Gameplay: Great
Story: Great
Controls: Good
Graphics: Great
Length: Great

I took a look at some Nintendo Power archives for fun and I'll tell you what, they straight up fuckin lied about the order you're supposed to beat the robots here. Yeah, Mercury first, but then Mars?! Then Neptune, and Venus last? Mercury barely gives you a weapon, it's like an extension of your mega arm that picks up health items. It doesn’t work at all on Mars, Nintendo Power. It doesn't work. They charged a monthly subscription just to show a few rushed maps of the first few levels of a handful of games and now years later I can go on the internet and in seconds look up just some shit some dude wrote out in his spare time that just says yeah, you'll want to make sure you get Salt Water before you fight Mars.

Oh, what's that? The game? It's fine. It's probably the only good Mega Man on the GB.

The ultimate video game for people who are too boring to play video games.

My dad's favorite game, pretty short but a very fun time/bonding experience. Love you Dad :)

Aced it first try, depressed people git gud.

Thank God British people aren't real.

Literally the perfect stealth game until you reach the most god awful final level in videogame history.