"and its crazy because it really is the most innovative shooter ive played in years." i type, giggling like a schoolgirl behind my screen as if pretending it isnt in fact the most innovative shooter ive played in years.

Every other day i wake up to a tweet going like “My uncle who lives in Korea saw Kim Jihoon eating babies outside the local gas station” and then the replies are all like “god…this goes against the themes of ruina…when roland said not to eat the baby…fuck”