I-if there's a game that's ashamed of its identity, it's this one. W-w-what's the point of being in an alien world when all the jokes revolve around Earth stuff, right? REMEMBER, uh, APPLEBEES? I LAUGHED B-B-BECAUSE FUCKING I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! S-S-S-SPACE APPLEBEES IS JUST SO F-FLIPPIN' CRAZY!!!
E-every joke in this is just so fucking unfunny, which is subjective I'll admit but as someone w-who enjoyed Rick and Morty S1&2 I'm just, uh, begging for them to try harder. Yes, some v-videogame shit is tedious, uh, you weren't funny the first time you told the joke about it, y'know? and it's not f-f-funny the fifth. Babbling on and on while overexplaining the joke isn't a punchline, r-right?. Y-y-y-you can't even run thru the horrible dialogue because the game sticks you in place so you just look at the, uhm, Simpsons a-aliens like a dumbass while they g-go on and on about how videogames are just so q-q-quacking crazy.
A-a-and if you thought the jokes were reiterative, the levels are worse! Barely t-t-two levels in and they start recycling the planets!!! And, uh, you know what they came up with for alien planet designs, huh? A-a desert and a jungle (but the folliage is purple!), and it doesn't stop there, the, uh, character designs are awful too. All of them are just, uh, "a-ant" or, uhm, "humanoid body with freaky head" and it's just so d-dull, y'know?. I'd say the game runs out of ideas quick but, uhm, that's implying it had any ideas in the first place. Only t-thing... only thing it has g-going for it is the premise of the living guns which is cool in theory but nothing in practice, specially with the main gun talking in the Justin, uh, Justin Roiland stammering dialect.
I can only give credit for, uhm, the gunplay which was f-f-fine but a lot of the ideas it are, y'know, half baked are best. Most of the special abilities don't even gel with the gun themselves! Shit!
The jokes; the ending; the repetition, it's all a mess. The game isn't even embarassingly bad, it's just bad. And if you thought this was annoying to read, just imagine having to hear it for ~10 hours.
E-every joke in this is just so fucking unfunny, which is subjective I'll admit but as someone w-who enjoyed Rick and Morty S1&2 I'm just, uh, begging for them to try harder. Yes, some v-videogame shit is tedious, uh, you weren't funny the first time you told the joke about it, y'know? and it's not f-f-funny the fifth. Babbling on and on while overexplaining the joke isn't a punchline, r-right?. Y-y-y-you can't even run thru the horrible dialogue because the game sticks you in place so you just look at the, uhm, Simpsons a-aliens like a dumbass while they g-go on and on about how videogames are just so q-q-quacking crazy.
A-a-and if you thought the jokes were reiterative, the levels are worse! Barely t-t-two levels in and they start recycling the planets!!! And, uh, you know what they came up with for alien planet designs, huh? A-a desert and a jungle (but the folliage is purple!), and it doesn't stop there, the, uh, character designs are awful too. All of them are just, uh, "a-ant" or, uhm, "humanoid body with freaky head" and it's just so d-dull, y'know?. I'd say the game runs out of ideas quick but, uhm, that's implying it had any ideas in the first place. Only t-thing... only thing it has g-going for it is the premise of the living guns which is cool in theory but nothing in practice, specially with the main gun talking in the Justin, uh, Justin Roiland stammering dialect.
I can only give credit for, uhm, the gunplay which was f-f-fine but a lot of the ideas it are, y'know, half baked are best. Most of the special abilities don't even gel with the gun themselves! Shit!
The jokes; the ending; the repetition, it's all a mess. The game isn't even embarassingly bad, it's just bad. And if you thought this was annoying to read, just imagine having to hear it for ~10 hours.
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Legend.
S-stop writing s-stutters you r-redditor, who the fuck does that
^ high on life fan btw
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you will not get pussy on my review
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Get your mind out of the gutter
^suda fan btw
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So true, big suda fan personally (I've beaten nmh1 and 2 and only liked 1) HUUUUGE suda fan
FranzMagitek
1 year ago
If there's a game that's ashamed of its identity, it's this one. What's the point of being in an alien world when all the jokes revolve around Earth stuff...? REMEMBER APPLEBEES? I LAUGHED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! SPACE APPLEBEES IS JUST SO FLIPPIN' CRAZY!!!
Every joke in this is just so unfunny, which is subjective I'll admit but as someone who enjoyed Rick and Morty S1&2 I'm just begging for them to try harder. Yes, some videogame shit is tedious, you weren't funny the first time you told the joke about it and it's not funny the fifth. Babbling on and on while overexplaining the joke isn't a punchline. You can't even run thru the horrible dialogue because the game sticks you in place so you just look at the Simpsons aliens like a dumbass while they go on and on about how videogames are just so quacking crazy.
And if you thought the jokes were reiterative, the levels are worse! Barely two levels in and they start recycling the planets!!! And you know what they came up with for alien planet designs? A desert and a jungle (but the folliage is purple!), and it doesn't stop there, the character designs are awful too. All of them are just "ant" or "humanoid body with freaky head" and it's just so dull. I'd say the game runs out of ideas quick but that's implying it had any ideas in the first place. Only thing it has going for it is the premise of the living guns which is cool in theory but nothing in practice, specially with the main gun talking in the Justin Roiland stammering dialect.
I can only give credit for the gunplay which was fine but a lot of the ideas it are half baked are best. Most of the special abilities don't gel with the gun themselves!
The jokes; the ending; the repetition, it's all a mess. The game isn't even embarassingly bad, it's just bad