GabrielBananas
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2023
There's legitimately nothing inherently comedic about this game other than seeing yourself and your friends succumbing to the pressure of a close deadline when Mothman is chasing you through a storage room. The insane situations you find yourself in are reason enough to get this game.
I know this was a banger 24 years ago given that true motion controls were almost a decade away. Nowadays, it's fun for a few minutes. Then your hands get tired from how LARGE a Switch is compared to a Gameboy Color lmao
2002
This is the BEST WORST game I have ever played. It's like they took Earth Defense Force, the English dub cast for the anime "Ghost Stories", and the gameplay loop of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots and thought they was cookin. They in fact did and for every good reason and bad, this game is really fun LMAO
1992
A game that is honestly not worth playing unless you want to relive the progenitor of the shooter genre (though you could just play DOOM for that). Which is exactly why I give it a 4/10, DOOM exists. A ton of respect for what the game did, and how well it did it 30+ years ago. It's just not worth playing anymore really...
2008
Left 4 Stars
IDK if it was the map, but this game was definitely a step back. Constantinople just didn't do it for me. The tower defense sections were also just... ew.
2024
Much like the other Neal.Fun games, a quirky time waster whose value teeters on whether it lets you waste time at work/school or not.
2003
I was the friend who owned this.
I love the part where Sora was talking to King Mickey and said
"They're trying to make a Kingdom Hearts too Final Mix+"
and then the credits rolled. Still don't get what he meant by that. Masterpiece+
"They're trying to make a Kingdom Hearts too Final Mix+"
and then the credits rolled. Still don't get what he meant by that. Masterpiece+
2021
Truly disappointing in hindsight. So much love could've been put into this game but instead we got an empty husk of a game. A lot of really good indications of what could've been. At least the artwork is nice.
2024
Lethal Company but Quirky™. I like the idea of recording your friends being dumb and making a .webm of the recording you can save to your pc. The movement is a big issue for me though, I feel like I'm controlling a slug.
I was halfway through this game when I got robbed and my switch stolen 💀
It was fun but with a lot of flaws imo. One of the bigger ones was that it was the same world (which hasn't changed that much). The new abilities are nice but the grind for more batteries sucks. Fusion is cool but weapon durability is as bad as the first game. I'll come back to it eventually.
It was fun but with a lot of flaws imo. One of the bigger ones was that it was the same world (which hasn't changed that much). The new abilities are nice but the grind for more batteries sucks. Fusion is cool but weapon durability is as bad as the first game. I'll come back to it eventually.
"Watch this" - pulls out comically large monitor from my left pocket
It is literally a 90's/00's Saturday morning cartoon as a video game which makes it extremely charming. I understand how much this game did for the series though I can't help but not enjoy how dated it controls. My standard for "gun-centric" platformers is Destroy All Humans!, which controls like butter to this day. I also felt like there was random spikes in enemy scaling which was jarring - common in games from this era but since I haven't experienced it in a while it came off frustrating. The door opening minigames are also really bad imo. Overall I enjoyed my playthrough - albeit a little frustrated by the end.
It is literally a 90's/00's Saturday morning cartoon as a video game which makes it extremely charming. I understand how much this game did for the series though I can't help but not enjoy how dated it controls. My standard for "gun-centric" platformers is Destroy All Humans!, which controls like butter to this day. I also felt like there was random spikes in enemy scaling which was jarring - common in games from this era but since I haven't experienced it in a while it came off frustrating. The door opening minigames are also really bad imo. Overall I enjoyed my playthrough - albeit a little frustrated by the end.
Cute flash game with a real message. Went by a little quickly though.
2019
It's Tetris except if you make a single mistake early on, everyone who set their attacks to KO will target you automatically causing you to most likely lose early on. Making a decent run isn't too hard tbf. Cool take.