Gonzalinho
94 Reviews liked by Gonzalinho
Left 4 Dead 2
2009
Notice how valve is pretty comforable with number 4 but can't get through 3
Super Mario Galaxy 2
2010
I nutted across the universe with this game
Yakuza
2005
Ten Yakuza platinums made me a fucking virgin!
Warframe
2013
Didn't know cyber space ninja job included grinding for 300h
Splatoon
2015
Racism for kids
Grand Theft Auto V
2013
I liked the part where I drived the car and then commited theft
Postal 4: No Regerts
2022
At first its ugliness and being awful in general is charming. But absurd difficulty and bugs ultimately makes you regert playing this.
There is a character named Jesus that kickdrops zombies into oblivion so yeah, good game.
Ending is pretty lame though.
Ending is pretty lame though.
Zero Escape did some of this better, but the optimistic frutiger aero mood and atmosphere this game had going on is glorious. Far from perfect and I still love it to pieces. If you don't mind shitty pacing and an increase of slice-of-life characterization content over the sci-fi, it's a good read. Nails the ending.
Coral Island
2023
Stardew Valley só que pra gays de tumblr.
O jogo é divertido, mas a progressão é lenta e meio esquisita, então com o tempo fica bem mais enjoativo do que outros jogos do tipo
O jogo é divertido, mas a progressão é lenta e meio esquisita, então com o tempo fica bem mais enjoativo do que outros jogos do tipo
Like Ocarina of Time but oldier and uglier
Postal 2
2003
Could you please like my review? (points at your screen while holding a shotgun with a cat attached)
6 hours into the game and I'm baffled at how low quality this game is considering it's made by Gamefreak and published by Nintendo, one of the biggest and richest gaming companies.
Every time I boot this game up I'm just asking the same questions: Why is there no voice acting? Are there only like 2 songs in the soundtrack? What's the point of the dialogue choices, if you can't choose 'the bad option'? Why does this game run like ass, considering it's made for this console?
The areas feel bland and soulless, and the story is extremely generic and predictable.
The gameplay is somewhat fun however, which is the main reason I'm still playing it, but I can't help but feel this plays like a demo some intern made in their free time.
How did Nintendo get away with publishing this unfinished, unpolished mess?
Every time I boot this game up I'm just asking the same questions: Why is there no voice acting? Are there only like 2 songs in the soundtrack? What's the point of the dialogue choices, if you can't choose 'the bad option'? Why does this game run like ass, considering it's made for this console?
The areas feel bland and soulless, and the story is extremely generic and predictable.
The gameplay is somewhat fun however, which is the main reason I'm still playing it, but I can't help but feel this plays like a demo some intern made in their free time.
How did Nintendo get away with publishing this unfinished, unpolished mess?
Killer Frequency
2023
This is a great game, but you know what else is great? PONTYS PIZZA THE BEST AND ONLY PIZZA PLACE IN GALLOWS CREEK!! NOW WITH A 2 FOR 1 PIZZA SPECIAL KILLER PROMOTION
This game has a plot twist every 5 seconds. Some puzzles are REALLY REALLY good