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being unemployed actually has its benefits like not having a coworker that talks about this game for 3 entire shifts

I hold the WR for Present Bounce so I think that's pretty neat

Santa deniers in shambles rn

You guys spent $70 on Bad Piggies

How can you play this? There's no Family Guy!

Goes hard paired with that scene where Brian Griffin gets bloodily run over by a car

White people stealing indigenous artifacts and giving them to the British Museum be like:

''if i had superpowers id be just like homelander or omniman''

me with superpowers:

this is the shit u have to do to open a door in spencer mansion

Just started gaming, pretty mid so far, hope it gets better with the later episodes

Yeah it’s no Persona 2 but it’s definitely a game.

Wow, the first video game.
You launch a projectile and you see if you can hit three planes/boats with it, it's a pretty sophisticated game for being made not too long after World War 2. Pretty neat game.
Shame there's not much replayability, but the novelty of being the first videogame is nice.

Colorblindness Rating: A+
You see, there is brilliance in simplicity. The fact that every plane/boat is a different color (red, yellow, grey) means that you cannot possibly confuse your target's color because they are all incredibly distinct. Bravo Thomas T. Goldsmith Jr, you made the first videogame pretty damn accessible for the colorblind.

video games fell off after this, if only the industry chose to keep making sequels about this then it'd be PEAK

because of this we now have genshin impact