GuzzyGuy
2018
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like running people into walls and making them collapse and making them splat, and they go "EEUUUUGUGNNGNGHGHHH"
I like running people into walls and making them collapse and making them splat, and they go "EEUUUUGUGNNGNGHGHHH"
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
It has some of the funniest jokes (especially foofy) but you get softlocked a bunch, like one time I needed a stool to get a pair of clothes to cover up a hole, but I placed the stool in the wrong place and now I can't pick it up and I can't get on it, and I was SO FAR
It has some of the funniest jokes (especially foofy) but you get softlocked a bunch, like one time I needed a stool to get a pair of clothes to cover up a hole, but I placed the stool in the wrong place and now I can't pick it up and I can't get on it, and I was SO FAR
2017
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
There's no square root to death
And also I like it when the cubes fall. I don't like 2-player things single-player. It gets uncomfortable when you have to synchronize. Unless you're ambidextrous.
I know someone who's ambidextrous. He's my friend at school. He plays basketball.
There's no square root to death
And also I like it when the cubes fall. I don't like 2-player things single-player. It gets uncomfortable when you have to synchronize. Unless you're ambidextrous.
I know someone who's ambidextrous. He's my friend at school. He plays basketball.
2024
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
This dog caused the fallout of Chernobyl. This dog owes the family $100,000,000. This dog is the devil himself.
It's cute but short. Buh-bye!
This dog caused the fallout of Chernobyl. This dog owes the family $100,000,000. This dog is the devil himself.
It's cute but short. Buh-bye!
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Nope. Too many spiders. It's like if Shelob, Aragog, and the spiders from the Hobbit had a party and had a bunch of sweet baby spidelets, and then they became teenagers and started jumping.
...wait. Spice? Dune?
Nope. Too many spiders. It's like if Shelob, Aragog, and the spiders from the Hobbit had a party and had a bunch of sweet baby spidelets, and then they became teenagers and started jumping.
...wait. Spice? Dune?
1982
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
1981
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I love Centipede. There's evil bugs that spawn mushrooms, and spiders fly all over the screen like boing boing boing boing. Better controls on the arcade machine, the ball kind of reminds me of like those top-down fighters, like top-down shooters. I don't know, it feels like top-down shooters should use that. Where you're like a little plane and try to shoot other planes.
I love Centipede. There's evil bugs that spawn mushrooms, and spiders fly all over the screen like boing boing boing boing. Better controls on the arcade machine, the ball kind of reminds me of like those top-down fighters, like top-down shooters. I don't know, it feels like top-down shooters should use that. Where you're like a little plane and try to shoot other planes.
2024
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Math, but with EVERYTHING. I've made like a billion Sharknado movies. And I've made death. It's fun for a while, but then it gets hard to make new things so it's boring. I've made three original things. It means that I was the first person to make them! "Spiked Boyfriends" and "Spiked Girlfriends" and a Sharknado movie.
Math, but with EVERYTHING. I've made like a billion Sharknado movies. And I've made death. It's fun for a while, but then it gets hard to make new things so it's boring. I've made three original things. It means that I was the first person to make them! "Spiked Boyfriends" and "Spiked Girlfriends" and a Sharknado movie.
2019
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like Sweet Geraldine, she sounds like a thief trying to steal money. It would be a 5 but it has a time limit and I can't concentrate and I accidentally set someone to "rock". It was the hippie guy with all the flies, and I hit him on purpose and now he turned into a rock.
I like Sweet Geraldine, she sounds like a thief trying to steal money. It would be a 5 but it has a time limit and I can't concentrate and I accidentally set someone to "rock". It was the hippie guy with all the flies, and I hit him on purpose and now he turned into a rock.
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Did you know that if you type up "Katamari" in Google and click on the Katamari ball, you can play Katamari and roll up the Google search results! Do you want me to show you?
Did you know that if you type up "Katamari" in Google and click on the Katamari ball, you can play Katamari and roll up the Google search results! Do you want me to show you?
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like- It's one of my favorite things, you get to set up little islands. It's sad that you can't go back to other islands to work on them.
I like- It's one of my favorite things, you get to set up little islands. It's sad that you can't go back to other islands to work on them.
2022
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I thought it was gonna be a 2D Brawler, and you also get to put clothes on people with tank tops. And you have to fight the evil businessmen. I mean, all businessmen are evil.
I thought it was gonna be a 2D Brawler, and you also get to put clothes on people with tank tops. And you have to fight the evil businessmen. I mean, all businessmen are evil.
2014
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
It's actually as old as me! I like it that the ducks have guns, it should be goose game, cuz gooses are evil.
It's actually as old as me! I like it that the ducks have guns, it should be goose game, cuz gooses are evil.
2018
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
SteamWorld Dig but simpler. I fell into lava once.
SteamWorld Dig but simpler. I fell into lava once.
2017
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like how it looks, and I like old cartoons, but it's IMPOSSIBLE. A guy did it without deaths and I respect him very much. He actually did it! The guy is called Beard Bear.
I like how it looks, and I like old cartoons, but it's IMPOSSIBLE. A guy did it without deaths and I respect him very much. He actually did it! The guy is called Beard Bear.