I beat this game today, and it’s one of the best I’ve ever played.

Me, normally: My stupid dumb ass switch is just a paper weight at this point, piece of shit underpowered console run by a shit company who makes games for toddlers.

Me when Metroid Prime Remastered comes out: Here's 40 Dollars Sir! May I Shine Your Shoes? Let Me Hang Your Coat Up Mr. Nintendo!

It is absolutely insane to me that we've started this year off with two shadow drops that fuck so hard