Itchy_Sideburns
2009
Hope you like Firefly.
Vanilla Dark Souls II is more of a 3.5/5, thanks to some lackluster level design and bosses. All of the DLC is great, though.
2014
This review contains spoilers
Me: seeing Gravemind in Halo 2 "Looks like the plant from Little Shop of Horrors"
Me: seeing Gravemind in Halo 2: Anniversary barfs
Me: seeing Gravemind in Halo 2: Anniversary barfs
Nintendo writers: "What name can we use for the land that's the opposite of Hyrule?"
One writer: "Ummm... how about Lorule?"
Nintendo writers: "..." start cheering and clapping profusely
One writer: "Ummm... how about Lorule?"
Nintendo writers: "..." start cheering and clapping profusely
Fi: "There's a 70% chance that the thing you're looking for is right behind those doors."
Me: "I've played this game before, so there's a 100% chance it's there."
Fi: "..."
Me: "I've played this game before, so there's a 100% chance it's there."
Fi: "..."
This review contains spoilers
"Where's the big woman?" I ask, three levels after killing her.