I'm either really bad at this, or this game is harder than shitting out my own ass.

Every time Marine the Raccoon pops her face on screen, I want to buy a Meat Grinder and slowly shove her entire body from foot to head down into it.

Sonic CD? More like... Sonic Seizure!

Two cartridges wrestled, suddenly three children popped out.
Which were Blue Spheres, Knux in S2, and this...

This is officially the most 100% accurate representation of America ever. Nothing is incorrect, and if you attempt to convince me otherwise you are objectively wrong.

I don't know what this game is, and I never want to know...

Foody made me pee pee poo poo.

Sonic Battle? More like Sonic Never Gets To The Point.

I can create Penis The Hedgehog. Awesome.