Hold down the W-key with the entire, clenched fist.
Ram some Nails directly into the brain-juice leaking ear canal, after the Post-Void headache's single repeating riff shredded the scalp off the temporal skull. Maybe just nail the W including Keyboard to wooden desk board that gets scratched around on, to save time and that brittle table.
Not blinking till the eyes bleed out of the nessecity. To catch the first glance of the gun slinging amalgamation and the eyes their ichorous break in a blood bath.
Hydrate with gore. It's some little shit's stipulation inside this Post-Void.

Smoke unfiltered pervitin with the aim-trainer gods, as the carpet flooring starts pounding waves around us.
The chamber transmogrifies with each new hit to the face.
The Reload-Key gets spammed only to reload the run, never the gun. No need for that kind of tactic in the compulsion feeding demand by the Head-explode-simulator. Though, occasionally the pinky might spread it's leg to shift shape and gear.

Yea. This game is pretty good. I kinda suck at it lol. Only rushed past stage five once in my four-five hours of play, but I'll keep trying. Reaffirming my complete switch from controller to KBM with this game feels like an insanly chop headed idea, but also like an acceleration of that process. The first few runs I thought this game was impossible, but after staring directly into the LCD sun long enough, I realised that piece of shit plastic controller cursed me with blindness and now I finally see the light.
Still hurts to look at for too long tho.
I think I legit never had this much fun in a game with an average of fourty-five second long runs. (I really suck)
It's also absurdly simple in it's mechanical components, there is a slight risk of it getting stale for some, but for a quick half-hour+ of play it is highly nutritious in value.
The player can only carry one gun, can slide to go faster / dodge a bit and can choose an additional effect after each completed stage, but the game violently just screams "Aim for the head you fuck and never stop running for your life" at me and all I can do is blush and keep fingering my Reload-Key.

Play Post Void if you like breakneck shooters,
need a rougelite clicking-on-heads laboratory
or want to be visually overwhelmed in the best way possible a non-epileptic, Videogame enjoyer can get for only a couple bucks.

Illbleed controls poorly, the writing is shoddy, the characters are flatter than cardboard, even for dreamcast the game doesnt look good, the music is grating and repetitive, the gameplay feels half-baked... but I cannot help but adore this weird little game.

I played Illbleed as a "devil pact" with my partner as we take turns playing "bad" video games to watch each other suffer. However, the more I played of the game the more I loved it. It's just so absolutely unique and insane that I couldn't help but be charmed by it.
The stilted voice acting (by most of the Sonic Adventure crew) and awful writing just made every joke (and unintentional jokes) hit so much harder.
The clunky controls and gameplay made the game feel unique and ambitious.
The visuals look terrible but with the plot device of the game being a shitty amusement park, they never broke my immersion. Plus all of the AMAZING textures for signs.
Sure the music is bad, but its the kind of bad that is so fun to make fun of.
Illbleed has so many memorable moments and is such a genuinely bizarre and fun time that I HAVE to give it a 5/5 because I'll never forget this game.