theres a silly green guy who say some about the flash, so he goes to a large green chair and shoots and then a sad song plays

main character dies and goes to hell

taking a piss in the middle of a public mall on black friday is probably easier than playing this game

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silly guy ford goes on cool journey through the iphone and then gets shot and dies