Everything about this game just feels annoying
I am at a VERY low point in my life
2014
This remaster collection thing is absolutely amazing! Mostly because I'm playing Metro 2033 for the first time and am absolutely loving it but for the most part, amazing collection! It's been a bit since I played Last Light, but I remember not liking it. But that's because I thought it'd be more like Last Of Us. Now that I'm playing Metro 2033 (not for a Last Of Us experience), I'm getting the same feeling I felt while playing Last Of Us! But, now I wanna play Last Light again... shit....
P.S, This gets 5 stars for 2033 alone. That game is fucking fantastic
P.S, This gets 5 stars for 2033 alone. That game is fucking fantastic
I have not started the game yet, but I just HAVE to complain about it. It takes a billion fucking years to download the main game, and another 50 billion to download a patch. It also takes an aggregious time to go online, which, as someone who primarily plays the CAMPAIGN of Call Of Duty games, is really annoying. And THEN you need me to download the CAMPAIGN pack, which doesn't take as long to download, but really pisses me off knowing that it's not on the disk. Why did I buy this game?
edit: Fuck this. Waste of time
edit: Fuck this. Waste of time
Naked Low Poly Sean Connery Alert
2016
As a shooter, yeah, this sucks. But as a funny ooga booga ooh ooh ahh ahh funky monkey ooh eee me swing on vine ooh ooh ahh ahh me (caveman)use club to hit stinky monkey caveman cannibal brain game? This is absolutely terrific! For the first hour at least
edit: I got through all of the story missions and have decided that couldn't care less about reaching the ending. I've finished what I wanted to, and I'm moving on
edit: I got through all of the story missions and have decided that couldn't care less about reaching the ending. I've finished what I wanted to, and I'm moving on
As soon as I saw that this game had a (good looking) main menu, I knew it was better than the first one
2011
The story sucks, but it's not awful! It works! That's about it!
2018
Kinda reminds me of eating cereal straight out of the box. As a kid, sure, why not? But as you grow up, you realize that it was that it was better when you were younger
The AUDACITY to even THINK that this SHIT is worth anywhere NEAR FIFTY DOLLARS
Absolutely fucking nuts. I thought it was pretty clunky and the story kinda sucks, but it feels like Nazi Doom. And that's exactly what I paid for
2020
I FUCKING LOVE EATING PEOPLE IT'S TOO ADDICTING
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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2015
I expected this to be a lot slower than it actually was. I have no reason why, but I always enjoy some artificial excitement :D
This is what happens when you put George Clooney Batman in a Chris Nolan Batman film. You get a badass dumbass Batguy
2012
47's Voice Acting Sucks and the boxart looks bad, but other than that, it's a good game. Perfect for refreshing my memory on what I'm going to do to the president